Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Top Ten Pranks – Part 1

Top Ten Pranks – Part 1
I once broke in to my friend’s car and hid under a blanket in the backseat for two hours while I waited for him to finish work and drive home.  When I jumped forward as he opened the door to the car, I swear it was the only time I’ve seen somebody do one of those Looney Tunes animations where the person jumps up and down like a jackhammer while simultaneously staggering backwards ten feet in the blink of an eye.  Impressive, really!  It wasn’t the cleverest prank but it certainly was effective!  The craziest prank I ever heard about involved a couple of friends from an American frat house, two bottles of whisky, and a flight to Iceland.  The victim literally had no idea where he was when he woke up. 
Pranking is huge now, I mean, how else do you explain the rise of YouTube?  So with that in mind we give you Eventhuse’s list, in no particular order, of the Top Ten Pranks you can play on your stag on his stag weekend. 
 
#10  The Man-Kini
Step 1  Alcohol is required.  The Stag will have to be good and passed out in his hotel room.
Step 2  Remove all clothing from the room without him noticing.  Don’t forget the towels in the bathroom!  You’re going to have to get the hotel staff on board so he can’t ring them up and ask for towels or help.
Step 3  Lay out the only piece of clothing, the Mankini somewhere where he can’t miss it.
Step 4  Wait till morning.
Step 5  This is really important: bring cameras.
 
#9  Stripper Maid
Step 1 It’s early in the morning in the hotel the night after a heavy party. 
Step 2 Anyone sharing the room has to clear out of the room.
Step 3 The “maid” knocks and insists that she has to clean the room RIGHT NOW! 
Step 4  Bring cameras.
 
#8  Stranded
Step 1 Get possession of the stag’s phone and wallet.  Preferably without the stag noticing they are gone.
Step 2  Make up some story about where you’re all headed and why the stag needs to wear a blindfold.
Step 3  Leave him stranded in a field with instructions to make it back to the hotel.  Note: This prank works best if you’re partying in a foreign country.
 
#7 The Stiff Drink
Step 1 Slip a Viagra into the Stag’s first drink of the evening.
Step 2 May require a bit of coaxing for it to take effect….this is where a Strip-tease helps! 
Step 3  Cameras.
 
#6  Bait and Tackle Switch
Step 1 This prank requires two strippers, one female, one male, and a blindfold. 
Step 2 Make sure the stag sees the gorgeous girl and NOT the dude! 
Step 3 Blindfold the stag for extra-sensual erotic dance.  He’ll get to take his blindfold off during the dance.
Step 4 Switch the strippers.
Step 5 Don’t forget the cameras!
 
Stay tuned for our next set of pranks.....

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